wimpods in a trench coat

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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shikiimisaki

what is it about mako mart that strips every splatoon player of their honor. of their dignity. of their morals. we become animals. we do not adhere to scales of home turf, middle turf, enemy turf, within 45 seconds the teams have both completely painted each others spawn points. a round on mako mart ends and the ink distribution is like looking at the back of a yu-gi-oh card. like looking at a slice of marble cake. the rules are nothing, WE are nothing, the second mako mart is chosen as the map of the hour you forget your ideals. you forget everything. the match ends and its like waking up. you say you're gonna strategize, gonna keep mainly on your own side of the map next round, but you cant tell whether you're on your side of the map or the enemy's side of the map by the time you hit the 2 minute mark. you have no idea where you are. you know nothing. clean up on aisle SOMEWHERE

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gay-jewish-bucky

Being an ally to intersex people is more important than perisex trans people feeling ""represented"" by either erasing intersex identity altogether (such as calling intersex animals "biologically nonbinary") or applying intersex terminology to experiences it doesn't include (no, you cannot "transition to intersex") and demanding that intersex people be okay with it, no matter how often intersex people ask them to stop.

Listen to intersex voices.

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vampirepsychology

tumblr deleted my last confessional post so here’s a new one:

when i was like 6 my grandparents got me an awesome dollhouse (playmobil haus 5301 if anyone needs to know). for some reason, i had in my head that one day, god would shrink a bunch of people until they were the size of polly pockets and the world would be so cruel and scary for them. so every night i would pray to god that if he did that, that he would please put the tiny people in my dollhouse so i could provide for them. and every night, in case it happened, i would put water in a little cup for them and make their little beds so they’d have somewhere warm to rest after finding out they would be tiny forever. i told my friend in school about this and he said “oh my dad’s a wizard dont worry he can make them grow again” and then i felt at ease and never worried about it again.

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modogoblin

why must we play god

derinthescarletpescatarian

Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place

professionalchaoticdumbass

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"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today

derinthescarletpescatarian

I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#so we’re slutshaming the fruits now? 

Tags that look homophobic without context

inspriteofitall

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